Baby Boomers – 1946 to 1964
e.g. Your Laopei and Laobu
Generation X – 1965 to 1981
e.g. aka the half fucked generation, not here not there, not young not old
If they were a religion, they would be the Agnostics (bloody fence-sitters)
Generation Y – 1982 to 1996
e.g. The generation of Legends because it coincides with the birth of Samuel the Great. Most importantly, it’s the generation of xiaomeimeis wearing miniskirts and low cut blouses.
focus on the dressing of the bottom right girl - Effing Smexy, I Like!!!
Generation Z – 1997 to 2012
If you are a Generation Z reader of HoneyHushHush, I salute you.
Gen Z professional lip-sync perfomer from CHINA
Any other unlisted Generations such as Silent Generation / Greatest Generation / Lost Generation…
Congrats you are an antique!
O wait, I believe there is a Warlock Generation too for those with a stubborn refusal to die ‘ahem’ lao-*** (CENSORED to prevent the ISD from knocking on my fucking door).
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Elections are coming.
D O N ‘T W A S T E Y O U R V O T E S !!!
VOTE WISELY
HoneyHushHush will mindfuck you into voting CORRECTLY
1) HONEST MISTAKE???
In the past those who entered politics like our noble founding forefathers, Goh Keng Swee, Devan Nair, Wee Kim Wee and J.B Jeyaretnam did it for the benefit, growth and well-being of the country.
They were all brilliant people who could strike it rich without a sweat in the corporate world but NO they made a choice, a choice to do their bit for the society and nation.
I mean come on, lao-*** is a fucken lawyer with Double Starred First Class Honours from Cambridge University…
You know what is a Double Starred First Class Honours?
Wiki definition: A "double first" can refer to first-class honours in two separate subjects, e.g., Classics and Mathematics, or alternatively to first-class honours in the same subject in subsequent examinations, such as subsequent Parts of the Tripos at Cambridge. The term "double-starred first" is used at Cambridge in the same fashion. At Oxford, this term normally refers to a first-class honours in both Honour Moderations and the Final Honour School.
In short, the difficulty of getting a double first is comparable to playing DOTA using Pandaren Brewmaster or Bristleback and getting a 10-kill streak in a WCG tournament. Likewise it’s as unbelievable as defender John Terry/Uncle Terry of England scoring 7 goals for the Three Lions and winning the golden boot award this World Cup. –Samuel The Great
FUCK U DAVID VILLA AND GONZALO HIGUAIN!!!
You mean he can’t make it in the corporate world with such impressive accolades?
The problem here is – THERE IS A DRASTIC DROP IN STANDARDS if you compare current/present to past.
Logic doesn’t make sense here–
In the past, ministers/government officials LOW pay
Make a lot of mistakes
Bo pian
What you expect
Pay low so morale low so prone to making mistakes
一分钱 一分货
Present
Ministers/government officials HIGH pay
Make a lot of mistakes
Bo pian
What you expect
HONEST MISTAKE MA…
nothin bt the truth
Yeah honest mistake when a limping man escapes a high security detention centre, honest mistake when an ENGINEERING grad heads a FINANCIAL institution and loses billions of dollars, honest mistake when a graffiti artist breaks into the national transport train depot and vandalize WITHOUT GETTING NOTICED, honest mistake when places start FLOODING successively when according to the gahmen its supposed to flood like once every 50 years???
gotta love this si angmoh
Current pay of our Prime Minister - $3.8million (highest paid government head in the world)
By the way 3.8million is just basic salary, not counting directorship bonuses in other private firms, dividends through stock holdings, paid talks/seminars etc…
Heck at the end of the day he might even be paid more than Lionel Messi who earns around 33million a year. Don’t Believe The Truth like Oasis very brilliantly put it. Never forget, there is only ONE Lionel Messi in this world but there are a few hundred or a few thousand people who can EASILY replace Mr. Mee Siam Mai Hum.. Mai Hum.. Mai Hum.. Mai Hum…
When I, (a tax-player) am paying you millions a year to sustain your extravagant lifestyles, I expect SHIT TO GET DONE and DONE WELL. I don’t like hearing bullshit like ‘Opps… Mas Selamat escape ah?? pai seh ah pai sehhh or after losing $50 billion and cooking up excuses like EKONOMI bad, we will get replacement then when replacement comes say NOT SUITABLE, clash with our strategic plans and outlook blah blah blah’
KIANG GA HO, MAI KAY KIANG
Obviously taking us for fools
Fool the baby boomers you may but you won’t fool Gen Y who are way more well-read, brilliant, curious and inquisitive about the state of things.
And if I were you, I would be wetting my pants now because Gen Y is fast becoming the majority voting population and to put it nicely, WE DON’T LIKE YOU or YOUR PARTY.
ALL HAIL THE INTERNET!!!
THE INTERNET PREVENTS US FROM BEING KIM JONG IL’S POOR CITIZENS/PUPPETS who know absolutely SQUAT about the world out there.
LOLOLOLOL
So all you political corporate-fat cats, judgment will find you soon.
2. The indigenous Singaporeans are about to get RELEGATED
For immigration standards of most countries, they play it safe by being CAUTIOUS. They filter out the best, screen them, evaluate them before allowing them entry into the country to eventually gain citizenship.
Singapore on the other hand = FLOODGATES OPEN
it has been breached brothers, ATTACK!!!
Initially its,
You got money??? If you got, LIMPEI LIKE YOU, YOU CAN COME IN
Then its,
You no money ah??? Nevermind you got PAPER??? You got BRAINS??? We take you!
Now its,
LAI AH!!! LAI AH!!!! TAKING ALL ORDERS!!! OUR FUCKING PEOPLE DON’T WANNA GIVE BIRTH, WE WILL TAKE YOU NO MATTER YOU AH NEH, AH TIONG, SI ANGMOH OR MARTIAN…!!! JUST COME, OUR CASINO SWEE SWEE!!! NO $100 ENTRANCE SIOL, FREE ENTRY PLUS ONE FOR ONE DRINKS ALL NIGHT LONG!!!
Butter Factory: The Home of OL clubbers
Fucking joke and that’s the situation now. We are overcrowded with TRASH, not ‘foreign talents’ like our gahmen would put it.
If you were born in Singapore, raised in Singapore, if your parents are Singaporeans, that makes you an indigenous citizen and if you don’t do SOMETHING about this, soon you will find yourself LOSING YOUR PLACE IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY.
That is pitiful.
I can accept it if the people brought in are of high standards but like I said, we are overcrowded with TRASH.
TRASH who will fight with our local uni grads for jobs and beat them out because of a much lower salary expectation.
TRASH who get many benefits and remunerations as expatriates in corporate structures while being effectively useless or unproductive in their line of work.
TRASH who jack up the housing costs.
TRASH who clog up our public transport system etc, buses, trains …
If you can accept being 2nd class citizens in your own country, by all means do so but you should be ashamed of yourself. You don’t deserve to wear the national colours or sing the national anthem.
You see if you brought in nuclear scientists, renounced physicist/doctors/economists/lawyers… we aka the citizens would SHUT THE FUCK UP because they would be beneficial to our economy and nation growth in the long run. But it’s totally the opposite now. We get foreigners in to snatch our rice bowls and fuck up the middle class which mind you is the most important class in Singapore, highest proportion of tax payers and voting numbers… Don’t you see, these people you are bringing in are DETRIMENTAL to us, doing more harm than good?
quality > quantity
RELEGATION COMING UP NEXT!!!
3. Where the fuck are you going to live in the future?
Are you sure you can afford housing in 10 years time?
As of 2010,
HDB pricing
3 room flat 250k-300k
4 room flat 300k-400k
5 room flat 400k-500k
Executive Mansionette 500k<
Factoring in speculation, inflation these figures are set to RISE.
Considering the dire state of employment in Singapore now, a local grad lands a job in a firm. He earns 2.8k – 3k a month as basic salary. Might be lower, 3k is pretty generous. Just count the number of years it would take for him to afford a basic necessity, housing.
If your parents do not pass on their house to you (99year loan which is enough to see you through but not your kid), you are in some serious shit for you are going to have to save for housing which will take a tremendous sum off your income.
Coupled with the CPF, you will find yourself with VERY LOW dispensable income.
Which brings me back to ‘I better start thinking of ways to beg/con/scam/threaten/blackmail/assassinate my dad to pass on his Mansionette to me’. ‘Heng I got a sister, she will be married OUT of the family!!! HAHAHAHA MISS SARAH, THANKS!’
Fernando Torres and Miss Sarah - CNY visiting 2010
Housing only.
Don’t need savings?
Don’t need to buy car?
Don’t need get married?
Don’t need to provide for kids?
Don’t need personal spending?
That’s why when the gahmen blames us for falling birth rates; I just show them the finger. Nope not the index or the pinky, it’s the one you show when you don’t give a fuck.
jesus speaks for me
In Singapore, we practically WORK TO DEATH.
Right out of graduation at a young age of maybe 24 or 25. You just work till you drop because everything around you is so fucking expensive.
Ever observed that the gahmen is always raising the retirement age cap/bar???
HAHA we are going to be like Hong Kong / Japan and South Korea… where we either rent houses or we buy the house and our kids pay for it (2 generations to collectively pay off the housing debt).
I’m lovin it.
so is the giraffe
4. Education system is messed up BIG TIME
Zhang先生 has strong views about this. I read what he wrote, its good. However our points of view differ slightly. While he feels that the Singapore Education system is stifling, lacks a choice of options/advancements and cannot breed creativity …
I feel that the Education system is IRRELEVANT.
AHHAHAHHAAH girls must learn how to utilize their assets
IRRELEVANT as in it’s nearly fucking useless in the corporate world.
Since Secondary school I took triple science, Pure physics, Chemistry and Biology.
In JC I took Econs, Physics and Maths.
Guess what, how applicable are these topics in the real world?
can't believe i actually memorized this entire shit in the past
Will your boss be impressed by your understanding of the human anatomy?
Or will your boss be interested to know about Newton’s third law?
‘eh boss for every action will have reaction la… we lose this client, nvm will have reaction de, will have a new client walk in to replace this one’
In C-Maths I learnt how to do integration and differentiation. Its maths whereby there are more words than numbers.
Tell me honestly, HOW THE FUCK IS THIS APPLICABLE IN THE REAL WORLD?????? I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!!! I’M AT A LOSS!
I DON’T EVER SEE MYSELF OR YOU USING DIFFERENTIATION IN YOUR LINE OF WORK (exclude hardcore maths/physics dependent jobs)
Have you all ever wondered how fucking ridiculous it is to learn all this BULLSHIT when all the maths you ever use in the world and in everyday life is PLUS, MINUS, MULTIPLY and DIVIDE?? And half the fucking time, you are using a calculator or a computer to do such shit for you??? That’s if it’s not already calculated for you by somebody else, think a casher scenario, DO YOU FUCKING ADD UP THE SUM OF WHATEVER YOU BUY WHEN YOU REACH THE COUNTER??? Fuck this.
CASH OR CREDIT?????
So instead of making me memorize non-applicable nonsense like the periodic table, how about revising the fucking syllabus?
Our kids who graduate from the local education system are labeled as WALKING DICTIONARIES by our Western counterparts. Spot on accuracy, right on target. 100% true. No wait, 120% true.
Most products of the Singapore education system (I’m saying a good 80%) cannot speak without the use of Singlish or articulate and enunciate a speech or written work with good proficiency. How many people can actually type or speak well in English? Just do a mental count, how many people, how many of your close friends can confidently handle the English Language or attain a certain level of socially accepted mastery?
Singapore is not dumb though, I believe the gahmen realized their stupidity and so now encourage people to concentrate more on soft skills. Soft skills are skills which are actually of some use in the real world eg. EQ, people skills, presentation skills, listening skills, observation, rapport building, decision making skills, problem solving skills, team working skills… FUCK YOU, YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS 10 YEARS AGO? Morons. As a student many years back I COULD SEE THIS but you high flying ministers COULDN’T?
a little bit of foresight can go a longggg way
Now step aside. From a third person’s perspetive, you be the judge.
You evaluate.
Which is better?
Soft skills or Hard technical science/maths?
Take a leaf or two out of the American system. They diversify instead of specialize, being Jack of all Trades, they can survive and adapt well in most environments. They are good speakers who can impress. They know how to carry themselves well. They know how to WIN people. These are the type who will destroy the Singaporean A-A-A textbook memorizing student in most situations.
So Woon, I’m not weak in Maths, I had A-star for PSLE and A2 at O lvls. I just totally lost interest in maths when I went to JC. I have my own set of principles; I won’t learn something just for the sake of learning something. I won’t and don’t conform.
5. We Serve but don’t get Rewarded.
National Service, 2 years of the prime of every male citizen in Singapore = FOR FUCK?
laugh? you have barely survived 3months in the army, stupid privates
In the end we are 2 years slower than the girls. Most of my female friends have graduated already, I’m still stuck. Foreigners do not have to serve NS, they have no reservist liabilities. As an employer, do you want your employees to be burdened by the constant recalls of reservist?
I rather hire a foreigner who doesn’t have such a liability, would do the work for a much lower price and would work harder and longer than YOU, the stupid local boy.
Local Male degree holder–
Asking 3k basic
Got Reservist
When gana Overtime will KPKB
5.5day workweek also KPKB
Takes shit and plots future revenge against the boss.
Local Female degree holder-
Asking 3k basic
No Reservist
Enters industry 2 years before males
Foreigner
Asking 1.5k-2k basic
No Reservist
OT = GOOD, the more OT, the BETTER.
Works with a smile because he earns much more here than back in his homeland.
Will take shit and accept it, no questions asked.
Best of all, more qualified than the local boy.
Probably a Masters or double degree holder back in his country.
ROFL!!!! HOW TO FIGHT LIKE THAT HOW TO FIGHT???
That’s not all; most guys serve NS and come out with a permanent or recurring injury. My commando peng-yous some break leg, slip disc, partial deafness, spinal damage…
for fucking honour and glory
Ellson once raised a pretty good point. We serve NS but we get no priority over foreigners when it comes to university application. Hey, do a demographic test on NUS or NTU; see if the ratio tallies with the population mix. I heard they call NUS the mini china campus.
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That’s all.
If given the chance, I will leave Singapore. Migration is on my mind.
I refuse to stay on in this sinking ship.
And if you see no more future posts on HoneyHushHush, it means that the author has been apprehended by the ISD under the Internal Security Act.
FML!!!!!!!
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hikaru looks so fucking hot here
You're Easy Breezy and I'm Japaneesy
She's got a new microphone
She doesn't need you anymore
