Honey Hush Hush: How will Sam utilize his $10 million?

Now everybody wants to rich, who the fuck doesn't? BUT do you know exactly what to do with your money/sum should you FINALLY obtain it?

I like to ask this simple question, 'What would you do if you had $10 million?'.

If you can't reply an answer instantly and with convincing confidence. YOU ARE NOT PREPARED FOR YOUR MOOLAH BITCH!!!

But Sam being Sam (God), having exceptional foresight, intelligence and all etc... I CAN TELL YOU STRAIGHT IN THE FACE what I would do with my $10 million.

THE 'elaborate' and 'well-concieved' MASTERPLAN! Learn while you can, noobs...
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Sam's guide to - BEING A PASSIVE INCOME WHORE -

$4.2million + renovations = $5 million

A top-end state of the art condo penthouse would cost around $4.2 million. Using $800k to further renovate and beautify the house, the total sum incurred would be close to $5 million. Ditto and mimic this action twice and VOILA! YOU SUCCESSFULLY SPENT YOUR $10 million. CONGRATS, UR ARE NOW AS BROKE AS TIGER WOOD'S HOLE-IN-1 REPUTATION!!! (pun intended)

But what are you gonna do with these 2 units, stay in there? No you dumbfuck, you rent it OUT.

In case you had no fucking idea, rental of condo penthouses ranges from $8000 to $12,000 PER WEEK.

YES PER FUCKING WEEK! Taking a moderate average figure of $10,000 PER WEEK, that is $40,000 PER MONTH. Since I have 2 units, that is $80,000 every dual fortnight for DOING PRACTICALLY NOTHING AKA DOING SHIT.

But who would you rent it to? Your target audience is simple, LOADED FOREIGN EXPATRIATES. If the word 'expatriates' is too chim for you, its basically 'highly-qualified' foreign workers, not those lc AH NEHS AH TIONGS from I*d*a + C*i*a you see choking up our fucking public transport these days.

But are they willing to rent it? The answer is WHY NOT! Heck afterall there is a 50% chance the angmoh or nuclear scientist isn't going to pay for the rental if he/she can be good enough to be 'talent-scouted' over to Singapore. (Company accommodation reimbursement/benefits anyone???)

What if he considers it too expensive? Think about it for a second, even if you DO slash your rental fees by HALF, you still bag $40k a month. And for a top-end condo penthouse going for $20k a month, you bet your ass THEY WILL CONSIDER IT A STEAL. Its like, 'Yo Sam I have a 1st hand PS3 for sale, only $250 do you want...' *interrupted* 'STFU, I WILL PAY NOW, LIKE NOW AND WITH FUCKING COLD HARD CASH, NOT GAYASS BANK TRANSFER'.

And remember, cutting your rental fees by half is considered a LAST DITCH DESPERATE ATTEMPT. Life doesn't always suck that much... Unless your luck really suay ga lao sai then bo pian.

What if you get sick of earning $80k passive income every month? Of course... SELL THE UNITS OFF.

If you ever studied economics aka 'EKONOMI' in Melayu terms, you would know that there is something in Singapore where the price would DEFIN-FUCKEN-ITELY rise over time and that is PROPERTY. It has happened to our Asian neighbours Hong Kong, S.Korea, Japan and Taiwan... I don't see how we are immune to it, just a matter of time ya noe...

I don't know about you but for me, I think I will find supreme contentedness with earning $80k per month swatting flies and practising my 'Mikuru-beam' while partying like a rockstar across the globe 24/7.

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Alternate ways to spend your S10 million

1. -IMMA PUSSY N IM PROUD OF IT-

Yup, put your money in the bank and collect pathetic interest.

2. -MAKE OR BREAK-

Unless you possess Gackt's REDEMPTIONNNNNNNNNNNNN, don't try this crazy ass stunt. Its $10 million you are betting sweety-pie, this ain't no Criss Angel Mindfreak, you are not gonna get a second shot if you fuck up.

3. -A NEW IDENTITY-